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This letter to Norm really cracked me up!
I just hate you. I hate
to watch your show every weekend. You can tell how much I hate you
because I never miss a show. When I get up on Saturday I can't wait to
hate watching your show. I've hated you and your show for years now. I
hate spending all those hours thinking about that workshop of yours full
of all those great tools and wiping the drool from my lip. I hate
watching you cut two pieces of wood that turn out to be the same size. I
hate how you start out to build a chair and end up with a chair. I start
to build a chair and end up with a bird house. A bird house that no self
respecting bird would live in.
Please keep up the good work so I can continue hating you and your show.
P.S. My wife hates your show too. We hate it every weekend together.